i am going tout hawaii style

[TANG]

you all are aware of my pathetic record with timmy and june. Now the june and glanville freak show.

I want money lots of money in return I will give you all my plays on hawaii games so u can fade them and win big.

Your money will go to the cause of costing me less money for my wagers on hawaii game's. Therefore giving me more money to play with on Sundays.

Remember to listen 1420 kkea home of the hawaii warriors and the worst broadcast in the business.

Plesase reply the whole warrior season $200 Canadian what a deal eh.

 

[TANG]

bump

 

[blueedwards]

donate the money to a charity and i am in.

 

[GreenDoberman]

too funny tang, but how will you cap with your lover Chang gone?

 

[tryingtofade]

this was originally for our old buddy CoCappytheCoClown, our only other famous Hawaiian tout. In your honor, we'll give the recipe on more whirl

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1 Hawaiian tout, ice-cold
10 Gallons juice (pineapple)
1 Pineapple top (discard fruit)
1 Turkey baster

Clean tout and place face-down on worksurface.
Fill turkey baster with juice and insert in tout rectum. Fill tout with juice until it can hold no more. Withdraw turkey baster and plug rectum with pineapple top. Carefully lift tout and while holding at arms length allow tout to fall flat on its face to the floor of a hot Lanai. Leave in place overnite. Scrape from floor in the morning and serve "flipped" in its own juice after removing pineapple plug (which should be saved for garnish). Serve with Dry Whine.


Note: The last time I tried this dish, the chef was so proud of it he didn't even charge me. Just said I could pay whatever I could afford. Now that's a nice guy!!

Aloha and Bon Appetit!!
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[blueedwards]

this was originally for our old buddy CoCappytheCoClown, our only other famous Hawaiian tout. In your honor, we'll give the recipe on more whirl

i hear that is a dish best served cold

 

[tryingtofade]

Yep, Blue, there's just nothing as refreshing as an ice-cold tout. :hitting:

cheers :drink:

 

[OKSOONER]

This site is nothing but wanna be TOUTS right??:sad3:

 

[tryingtofade]

This site is nothing but wanna be TOUTS right??:sad3:

Incorrect. You also have your scammers, bonus whores, stiffs, and the occasional drunken,degenerate gambler-moderator-wannabe. Oh, and if you include ID then I'd say you have to count transexual troglodyte attention whores too.

 

[blueedwards]

there are some quality posters here who are good cappers and have a lot of knowledge. problem is, the bad ones make all the noise.